The Badass Playlist: Bust A Move

BUST IT.

...I was going to just leave it at that, but so much needs to be said about this video.

For one thing: the shirtless guy about 5 seconds in. More of him, please? He is clearly full of glee and contempt for torso adornment other than what the good lord gave him. (Chest hair. We're talking about chest hair and joyous dancing. Hot.)

Secondly: High-waisted bike shorts. Stretchy and practical, or spandex scourge of disappointment and circulation-ruination? Discuss. Why does every woman want to wear a pair of these?And what makes neon green ones so much sexier? I just don't understand.
Why does that one girl's have stop signs in the butt? YOUR BOOTY IS TELLING ME FULL SPEED AHEAD, BUT YOUR SHORTS ARE TELLING ME TO PUMP THE BRAKES.
STOP PLAYIN, GIRL.

Third: HIS HAIR. WHAT IS IT?! Speaking of things I don't understand, is Young MC's hair a baby fro-mullet? Why? Why is it that?! Just go the whole nine yards and get a haircut for the remaining 8% of your head, bro.

I'm too lazy to number things beyond three but I have additional concerns.:

-Your high school experience may have been different, but mine had abysmally few plaid-wearing strippers in the cafeteria. Maybe it was just on Wednesdays?

-JALIL?!!!

-How old is Young MC, really? That's a serious 'stache he has.

-Those bitches have SWEET leather jackets. Jealous.

-Is yellow bow girl experiencing seizures?

-This dance party actually just looks like unusually co-ordinated hipsters. Could this be the return of bike shorts?

- FLEA

IT'S FLEA

FLEA IS IN THIS VIDEO

WITH HIS STUFFED ANIMAL PANTS

OH MY GOD

OH MY FUCKING GOD.

ALL OTHER CONCERNS RENDERED IRRELEVANT.

-Oh, spoke too soon. This wedding. Oh my. Can we get married like this? I don't care to whom, but in these outfits. 

Anyway. BUST IT.