Ewan McGregor, you guys.

I want him.
I want him and his motorcycle globetrotting.
I want him and his motorcycle globetrotting and his BEARD.
I want him and his motorcycle globetrotting and his BEARD and his SCOTTISH ACCENT.

What more could a girl possibly want? A bearded Scotsman who travels the world on a motorcycle? PERFECT HUSBAND. Just give me two minutes to learn to ride what is essentially half a car but without the containment provided by a roof, and we'll ride off into the sunset.

Motorcycles: Safe enough for real men.

What is it with me and beards lately? If anyone has some insight into this issue, I'd love to hear it.

Friends!

I submit this without comment.
It's all true, though. =)

My dog, you guys.

He's seriously so adorable.

Pepper is a huge advocate of snow, specifically of burrowing through it looking for hidden dog cookies. The only problem with this game is his tendency to accumulate snow all over his fluffy little body. Wet snow especially sticks to him like glue, and when he come back in the house covered in it, it globs together into these monstrous ice balls all over.

Like this poor bastard. But smaller.

Obviously this makes him very distressed and sad, so the natural to solution is to stand him under a warm shower for five or so minutes until he's all melted and looks like a wet rat.

This dog is not Pepper, but believe me when I tell you it is an accurate representation of his morosity.

Poor puppy. I'm going to go take him for a walk so he's not too pissed off when the inevitable shower happens!

Apology Hot Man.

It's been a really long time since I've posted! This is primarily due to me being boring and not thinking up anything funny, but now I will soldier on!
As an apology, I give you this:

In case you need more convincing of the awesome, other than the video itself, I will provide.

• Tom Jones.
• Tom Jones covering a Three Dog Night song.
• After further investigation, I can verify that this guy is English, has Italian grandparents, is tall, and enjoys Nintendo.  (So I had some free time. Sue me.)
• He's also really quite talented with animation and things if you feel like watching his other videos. The internet is a black hole.
• TOM JONES. COVERING THREE DOG NIGHT.

Anyway, hope you forgive my absence. We'll be seeing more of each other, I swear.  <3

The Badass Playlist: Have Love, Will Travel

This one is in honor of Lisa coming home on her birthday which is the raddest thing ever known to man. I don't know if other peoples' memories work like mine, but I have VERY SPECIFIC memories tied to every song. Sometimes lots, sometimes just one. I have a couple Lisa-centric ones for this particular song.

This song is a cover to begin with, and it's been covered many times after this recording, but to me it's the definitive version. It's physically impossible to listen to for even 5 seconds without dancing, it's got a sax solo. (You know sax is all boys are after these days.) It was in Rocknrolla. Which I just learned a few seconds ago BUT TOTALLY ADDS TO THE AWESOME.

It is probably the one of the most oft-played songs on my ipod thanks to last summer, along with a few Bowie songs that are extremely danceable and were in A Knight's Tale.
Really, what's better than a song that reminds you of driving around with a dear friend? Nothing.
Especially if that friend is as big a fan of seat-dancing and dangerous hair-whipping as oneself.

I need to go find my ipod. Like now. =/

Hypnotizing.

BABIES, MOTHERFUCKER.

LEGENDARY BABIES.
THE NEIL PATRICK HARRIS AND DAVID BURTKA BABIES HAVE ARRIIIIVVEEDDD!! =D
THEIR NAMES ARE GIDEON SCOTT AND HARPER GRACE AND I CANNOT WAIT UNTIL THEY ARE ALL GROWN UP AND NPH IS FUCKING 60 AND STILL BEING AWESOME AT THEIR FIRST OSCARS.
WHY IS THIS SO EXCITING TO ME?!!

DAD'S BEARD

IT'S STILL FUCKING AWESOME.

MY DAD. 
IS GROWING. 
A BEARD.

I'VE NEVER EVEN SEEN "LOST"

But even I know this is the best thing ever.

The best part: "HUUH!"

Lisa's comment.

I found it! It was marked as spam because it was so long, but being the all-powerful blogger I am, I just marked it as "not spam" and then proceeded to hum about spam spam eggs and spam.

Happy belated birthday, Keanu!

I missed Keanu's birthday, but bro turned 46 this week! Now that you know that, Google pictures of him.
...Did you?
And did you notice HOW HE NEVER FREAKING AGES?!
I was going to put a picture in here and say something about how he's still Johnny Utah to me, but HE IS ACTUALLY STILL JOHNNY UTAH. With more hair, but still!
I wouldn't be surprised if he were a serious-looking cyborg who travels through time. I mean, smiling is clearly an effort for this man, but it never occurred to me that he had to learn human emotions by observation and is probably still a novice at facial expressions!
Despite his mopiness, I have genuine affection for Keanu. He seems like a sweet guy with normal-looking teeth (not bleach-bright veneers) and some amount of acting talent. It would be nice if he made a good movie involving him smiling.

Keanu... smiling, maybe?