Owww

OW OW OW FUCKING OWWWW.

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I submit this without comment.
It's all true, though. =)

My dog, you guys.

He's seriously so adorable.

Pepper is a huge advocate of snow, specifically of burrowing through it looking for hidden dog cookies. The only problem with this game is his tendency to accumulate snow all over his fluffy little body. Wet snow especially sticks to him like glue, and when he come back in the house covered in it, it globs together into these monstrous ice balls all over.
Like this poor bastard. But smaller.
Obviously this makes him very distressed and sad, so the natural to solution is to stand him under a warm shower for five or so minutes until he's all melted and looks like a wet rat.

This dog is not Pepper, but believe me when I tell you it is an accurate representation of his morosity.

Poor puppy. I'm going to go take him for a walk so he's not too pissed off when the inevitable shower happens!

Apology Hot Man.

It's been a really long time since I've posted! This is primarily due to me being boring and not thinking up anything funny, but now I will soldier on!
As an apology, I give you this:




In case you need more convincing of the awesome, other than the video itself, I will provide.

  • Tom Jones.
  • Tom Jones covering a Three Dog Night song.
  • After further investigation, I can verify that this guy is English, has Italian grandparents, is tall, and enjoys Nintendo.  (So I had some free time. Sue me.)
  • He's also really quite talented with animation and things if you feel like watching his other videos. The internet is a black hole.
  • TOM JONES. COVERING THREE DOG NIGHT.



Anyway, hope you forgive my absence. We'll be seeing more of each other, I swear.  <3

The Badass Playlist: Have Love, Will Travel

This one is in honor of Lisa coming home on her birthday which is the raddest thing ever known to man. I don't know if other peoples' memories work like mine, but I have VERY SPECIFIC memories tied to every song. Sometimes lots, sometimes just one. I have a couple Lisa-centric ones for this particular song.

This song is a cover to begin with, and it's been covered many times after this recording, but to me it's the definitive version. It's physically impossible to listen to for even 5 seconds without dancing, it's got a sax solo. (You know sax is all boys are after these days.) It was in Rocknrolla. Which I just learned a few seconds ago BUT TOTALLY ADDS TO THE AWESOME.



It is probably the one of the most oft-played songs on my ipod thanks to last summer, along with a few Bowie songs that are extremely danceable and were in A Knight's Tale.
Really, what's better than a song that reminds you of driving around with a dear friend? Nothing.
Especially if that friend is as big a fan of seat-dancing and dangerous hair-whipping as oneself.

I need to go find my ipod. Like now. =/

The Badass Playlist: Suga Mama

I've listened to this 7 times tonight. It's working for me. Aside from the obvious hotness (have I mentioned she's hot lately?) there's the song itself. 
I'm not in favour of the sex-money relationship, but she makes buying a man stuff sound fun. The badass guitar, the cigar, the ... hair. I dunno, I didn't have a third thing. It's all very appealing.
Isn't it enough that i love the song, and Beyonce Knowles? Do I need to give you witty commentary, too? it's 2 in the morning, damnit, and all i want to do is wear my pantsuit and pole dance! WHY IS THIS SO HARD?!

Badass Playlist: Upgrade U

"I can do for you what Martin did for the people."  (Lisa, you called it. Martin and Beyonce totally happened somehow.)
HIRED.
WHEN CAN YOU START?
I WANT TO BE BEYONCE'S PROJECT.
Ultimate lady-crush, fo realz.



She's so pretty. And talented, obviously.
But... in this video one of her outfits is like 99% pearls. And she's pulling it off. (?!)  How does a person get to be the classiest bitch on Earth like that?

The Badass Playlist: Freakum Dress

STEPHACHU. THIS ONE IS FOR YOU. 
IT'S ABOUT BEING REVENGE-HOT, FOR FUCK'S SAKE. THAT'S BASICALLY YOUR FAVOURITE PASTIME.



The more I see of Beyonce, the less straight I become. 
Seriously, HOW IS SHE SOO HOT?
LOOK AT HER WEARING GLASSES. OMG SO HOT.

I'm just going to continue posting Beyonce videos for a while. Hope that's cool with everyone.