Goals.

I'm going to devote myself to becoming the most useful person in a zombie apocalypse.
First, guns. Lots of guns.
Then, survival in the wilderness of Canada. Edible plants, how to kill and clean an animal for eating, etc.
More guns.
Land surveying. I'd need to know how to build an awesome log cabin, and where to do this. High ground, but near water...
Fire building.
Enough agriculture for survival. I'll need to stockpile seeds and learn to garden.
And perhaps a few more guns.


I need to watch The Walking Dead all the way through. It was on tv as a marathon, but I forgot to tape it.

1 comment:

  1. this is obviously a great plan, definitely how you should be spending your time.

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